My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

Why did the frog have a long face?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Which hot drink loves golf?