What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What school subject really rocks?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What season begins with a thud?