What did the snake name his daughter?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Where do polar bears store their money?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?