What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What car always breaks the rules?

What do nosey peppers do?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?