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What's a car's favorite TV show?

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Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

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Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

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What did the bread do on vacation?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

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Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?