What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Deer.
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
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