Why are ghosts always single?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Why did the barber win the race?

What table can you never sit at?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

How do you know bees have allergies?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?