What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

I'm not a bad putter.

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?