Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Why did the body of water think so much?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Which dogs love to study science?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

How does a squid go into battle?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?