What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Which celebrity loves to read?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

How do you compliment a cat?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What did summer say to spring?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What is the color of the wind?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why are books always so angry?