What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?