Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What's the politest month?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?