What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

When do cows get tired?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why do math teachers love March?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What do you call octopus twins?