What did the waiter ask the frog?
Do you want flies with that, sir?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What time is your dentist appointment?
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