What did the waiter ask the frog?
Do you want flies with that, sir?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
How long will dinner be?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do ducks have for lunch?
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