What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Sea-kelp.
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Why did electricity win the race?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
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