Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Where does Superman park his cars?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?