What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Sea-kelp.
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Where do termites go camping?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do pigs always order at Arby'sĀ®?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at StarbucksĀ®?
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