What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Sea-kelp.
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What table can you never sit at?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What's a priest's favorite food?
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