What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why did electricity win the race?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?