Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What do math teachers eat?

What game does chlorine never lose?