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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

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Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

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Why is winter considered holy?

What's the loudest sport?

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