Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
A porcupine.
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
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