Why don't fish play basketball?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

When does a horse talk?

How can you farm during the winter?

Why was the mime upset?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What's a kitty's favorite book?