Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
A porcupine.
Where do baby apes sleep?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why is summer always sad?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do naked fish play with?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
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