Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
A porcupine.
What do cows say when you milk them?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
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