Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What do math teachers eat?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What shape has a knighthood?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?