When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Which animals make the best football players?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?