What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?