Who won the race between two balls of string?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?