What is blue and not heavy?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What do you call a pig thief?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?