What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What do you call an arctic cow?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?