How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?