Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Where do novels go to have a good time?