What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Which former US President was always cold?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?