Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

We had a discussion about roses.

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why don't ants get sick?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What is an insect's favorite game?