What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What fish sings the best?

How much money does a skunk have?