What did the paper say to the pencil?

What's the scariest letter?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?