When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?