Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
It'll keep it under wraps.
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
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