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Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

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Why was the cow afraid?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

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