What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What did the calf play in the school band?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What do you call a fly without wings?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?