Why did the dog do so well in school?
Because he was the teacher's pet.
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
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What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do insects learn at school?
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