Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What game do mice love to play?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What is the tallest building in the world?