Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

What do you call a singing rodent?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Where do birds go to drink?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?