Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

How do you make antifreeze?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why are books always so angry?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?