What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

Why do fish live in salt water?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

When do astronauts eat?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?