What is blue and not heavy?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

How do you organize a space party?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?