Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What sound does a witch's car make?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?