What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Irrelephant!
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
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