What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Irrelephant!
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What tree has the most bark?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
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