What day of the week do chickens hide?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What do you call an exploding monkey?