What's the loudest Christmas song?
Jingle Bells.
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
How do you measure a millennial?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
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