What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What is the strongest animal?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?