Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Who are Frosty's parents?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

Where do vampires keep their money?