Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What do you call a small mom?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?