What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Who granted the fish a wish?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

What do you call a pig thief?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What's a goose's favorite book?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?