What does Santa order at the bar?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What tree has the most bark?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

How was the wedding?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What do you call a famous turtle?

Why do all the planets get along?