What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Stuffing.
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
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