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Why did the Easter egg hide?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Where do hamsters come from?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?