What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?