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Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?