When is a baseball player like a thief?
When he steals a base.
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
How do automobiles fly?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What kind of bird can write?
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