What's the loudest sport?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What did March say to the madness?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why did electricity win the race?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?