What's the smelliest part of a football field?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?