What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What do trees keep as a pet?