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Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What's black and white and red all over?

What do you call hiking college students?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Why did the barber win the race?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Why was the math book sad?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What's a frog's favorite year?

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What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

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