What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why are computers so good at golf?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What animal knows kung fu?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What do ducks get after they eat?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?