Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

How do you know bees have allergies?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What game do mice love to play?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?