Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

How can you farm during the winter?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

How do you make a cow float?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?