What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What do you give a sick pig?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What birds make average students?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why do two skunks argue?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?