Why did the person sit on the clock?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why did the mirror cross the road?