Which animals make the best football players?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What do you call an arctic cow?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What animal could Noah not trust?