Why do baseball players love bowling?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

I broke my finger!