Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?