Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Which big cat loves to drive?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?