What did the beaver say to the tree?
Been nice gnawing you.
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
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