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How many insurance policies do cats need?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What siblings are always sad?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

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Why are farmers so laid-back?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?