What did the beaver say to the tree?
Been nice gnawing you.
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why was the math book sad?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
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