What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What do insects learn at school?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?