Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

How do you talk to a giant?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?