What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why did the echo get detention?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?