Which dog loves to rob banks?
A gold-en retriever.
What game do mice love to play?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
How do you make antifreeze?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
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