What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What table can you never sit at?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What do trees keep as a pet?

How is life like toilet paper?

Why was the musician arrested?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?