What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Your taste buds.
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What food is a man's best friend?
How does a taco bless the table?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
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