Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have little antibodies.
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What day is your mom always right?
Why are grandkids so great?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why do hogs play so much football?
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