Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have little antibodies.
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
How are mountains able to see?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What utensil does water use to eat?
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