Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have little antibodies.
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Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
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What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
How does a polar bear build a house?
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Where do cows go on the weekend?
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