What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Cinco de Mayo.
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What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
How do billboards talk?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
How do animals blend into the desert?
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