What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a pig thief?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Where do chips wear socks?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Which family member is always relieved?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?