We had a discussion about roses.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What type of car do planets buy?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Where do birds go to drink?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?