Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why was the broom late for school?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?