What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

What do you call the dog magician?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?