What's the perfect job for a cow?
Dairy farmer.
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What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why is sand so optimistic?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What do you call hiking college students?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
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