What do you call a short cow?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Where do horses reside?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Where does Superman park his cars?