What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What do you call a tired tree?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

How do you make a cow float?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?