What game does a rabbit always win?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

How is life like toilet paper?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

How much does freedom weigh?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.