What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why do bees buzz?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What did the confused bee say?