Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What do you call a singing rodent?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Which president loved to take baths?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?