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What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

How do you make a cow float?

Why did the foal cough?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

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What is the loneliest cheese?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

How is life like toilet paper?

What day is your mom always right?