What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?