Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Because it was too in-tents.
Where do termites go camping?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do you call a pig thief?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
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