Why do trees have so many friends?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What do you call a baby monkey?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What's the most masculine animal?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What musical instrument is the best typist?