Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why did electricity win the race?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Why do vampires always look sick?