What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Where do termites go camping?

What do rich squirrels eat?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Why are fish such good architects?