What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

Why are cars magic?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?