What do you do for an injured lemon?
Lemon-first-aid.
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
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