Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What's the friendliest pen?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?