Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why did the barber win the race?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?