What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?