What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

How do dog catchers get paid?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

How is life like toilet paper?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?