Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Why is a computer so smart?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.