Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?