Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What did the sick chicken say?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?