Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
At the carpool.
Which big cat loves to drive?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What condiment has wings?
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