What condiment has wings?
A butter-fly.
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
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