What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Which state is the cleanest?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What vegetables make the best music?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?