What condiment has wings?
A butter-fly.
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why do cats love to work?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you call a smelly horse?
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