Where do you take sick ponies?
To the horsepital.
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
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