Where do you take sick ponies?
To the horsepital.
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Why was the fish so smart?
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
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