Where do you take sick ponies?
To the horsepital.
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do cats wear to work?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
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