Why do moms make good vintners?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What do you call a singing rodent?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?