What do you eat on July 5th?
Independence Day-Old-Pizza.
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
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