What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What do you call a pig thief?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What do math teachers eat?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?