If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Why are grandkids so great?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What should you wear to a tea party?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?