What do you eat on July 5th?
Independence Day-Old-Pizza.
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What does winter fat turn into?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What bird is always sad?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What fish sings the best?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
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