What do you eat on July 5th?
Independence Day-Old-Pizza.
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why do vampires always look sick?
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