What do you eat on July 5th?
Independence Day-Old-Pizza.
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
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