Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What fish sings the best?

What do fairies always drink?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?