What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?