What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What do cows like to dance to?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

How much does freedom weigh?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?